Hi! I am Mae Paulino, I am 21 years old and I am a Filipina. I am the eldest of five and unfortunately, I am also the shortest of us. Such a sad fate for eldest children, I tell you! Anyway, I currently reside with my parents in the “City of Stars”Aalso known as Quezon City… that is in Manila… in the Philippines. I am 5 feet in height, (though some contest that I am actually 4 11, but one shouldn’t listen to them! Hah!) and have black hair with one fourth part of it already white. I have chinky eyes, bushy eyes brows (which have already been trimmed down, thanks to Mr. Razor!) and thin lips, like Catherine Zeta Jones’ (I wish, hehe!). I get itchy and have red spots whenever I try to drink alcoholic beverages and I used to have weird negative reaction whenever I wear jewelries.I am not the type of person who is easily irked by another. However I am a snob, I admit it now, and it seems that as I grow older, I become more and more anti-social. But if you can make me laugh even though I am mad then that means… you have a good sense of humor (what else?!) and that I like you enough to flash my semi-irritated smile.
Even though I am somewhat a snob, I still get a little friendly whenever I want to be one and if someone would approach me nicely. One note though, I am more friendly to women than men and no, that doesn’t mean that I am a lesbian! I just get along better with girls and my snob self gets more pronounced to guys. It was probably because when I was a kid, my male classmates used to tease me relentlessly (until now, I don’t know what kind of sick amusement they get whenever they do) and that my friends had been cheated on so many times in the past.
I am silly and there times when the things I say doesn’t make any sense but I still go on talking as if it’s the most important thing in the world. Take the weather for example, if I’m really close to you, we could argue about that (hehe, just kidding :P) I love to laugh as well, I laugh even to the corniest jokes, if you throw a punchline at me and I laughed at it, be careful to whom you try it out again next time! Hehe, see? I even laugh at my corny joke, did you find the last statement funny?
(raises hand) I did.
I love to learn more things that’s why I want to surround myself with people who are way better than me because I am hoping that their knowledge would rub off on me wahehehe.
And last but definitely not the least, I am engaged to Johnny Depp and I had a fling with Hugh Jackman.
